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deair:

so how do i relationship

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super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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asexyrainbow:

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

And this is why Monty Python rules.

Incessantly. 

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officialunitedstates:

don’t stick your nose where it doesn’t belong.  pretty much just keep it on your face where it usually is

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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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darkpathos:

“You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

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liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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